Arriving home after school today, I discovered a letter on my desk. Not thinking much off it i went about my afternoon "ritual" which includes having a cup of coffee. Anyway, I went back to my room and took a closer look at the letter and in the top right hand corner i saw who sent it:
Office of the Director of Public Prosecution
Of course, shocked at first, thinking about all the illegal activities i'd done in the last month or so and after coming up with nothing i opened it. Of course, still in shock i read the first few lines quite fast which i thought said "We are writing to you to let you know that you have been accused of Aggravated Robbery..."
However, lucky for me, I read it again and it that instead of "you have been" it actually said "the" which meant that it was refering to the train station brawl that i filmed and witnessed.
Apparently they may have need for me in court to recount the event which is really unlucky for me because chances are that they could clash with dates around my Year 12 exams, but the form i have to send back means that they will be flexible with the dates seeing how i am a key witness with iron clad evidence.
I have learnt a lesson when in these situations:
DON'T GET INVOLVED!!!
Well good luck.
ReplyDeleteHope you dont need to go into witness protection and get a stupid name and back story that your name is Therya Upias from Albania but has moved to Perth because he contracted aids from a whale
ouch! a whale?
ReplyDeleteTrust me it happens
ReplyDeleteMan thats gotta suck. Best thing I cans ay is that I wouldnt blog anymore about it now that the court case is upcoming. They can use whatever you say in your blog against any statement that you make, so if you do blog about it in the future id tread carefully
ReplyDeleteVery Good Advice Mr Pucc
ReplyDeleteholy shit! witness protection will suck, start working out encripted messages so you can email us from your new home?
ReplyDeleteCant go past the Simpson messages in the newspaper first letter of each line.
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