After a recent discussion after school, it has come to my attention that there will be a movie coming out soon called 2012, which is about the "End of the World" or the "Apocalypse" (i like that word...)
Anyway there is quite a few reasons that this probably might happen, and im going to go through them...
Number 1: The Mayan Calendar
The Mayans were extremely good at making astrological equipment out of the raw materials that they had. They predicted the moon cycle roughly 34 seconds out with this equipment, and with it they also predicted that the end of the world will be December 21st 2012.
However they also killed virgins as sacrifices...
Number 2: The Sun
Scientists (probably American...) have discovered that the solar storms around the sun have been increasing in intensity after a so called "stable period". The storms have been destroying satellites and knocking out power grids (apparently. These storms will end life and everything as we know it (lovely...). The "stable period" is said to peak around 2012...
However, the scientists are probably from NASA who are a bunch of lunatics that decided to send a bomb to the moon to see what was underneath it... Very trustworthy...
Number 3: The Atom Smasher (or the Hydron Collider)
The Collider is set to do its first real test in 2012 and some of the possible consequences, according to some scientists, have been mini black holes that could suck in the earth and kill everything...
There has been recent rumors that the machine has been sabotaged a few times and that versions of "us" from the future have been blamed because we could be causing an end of sorts to happen and therefore they sent people back in time to stop the collider from working...
You would think that if something did go wrong with this and something happened, that future people (that can design time machines) can know how to permanently disable it...
Number 4: The Trusty Bible
Need i say much more? they say that the final battle between Good and Evil will be in 2012... Baaaa Baaaa
Number 5: (An American) Volcano
Scientists (again) are saying that the Yellowstone National Park, known for its thermal springs and geyser, is on one of the biggest volcanos which is said to erupt every 650 000 or so filling the atomosphere with ash and suffocating everything as well as blocking out the sun and causing a 15 000 year winter. The volcano has been estimated to explode in 2012.
Well they are American...
Number 6: More Scientists
Mathematical Uni students have calculated that the earth is overdue for a catastrophic event and that it happens to fall around 2012.
They said that their statistics are 99% accurate... What about the other 1%...
Number 7: Magnetic Field
The magnetic field surround the earth protecting us from the rays of the sun is said to switch the poles every 750 000 years and we are 30 000 years overdue. The poles have been drifting apart roughly 20-30 kilometers each year (apparently). The magnetic field can dissapear for up to 100 years leaving everything to burn, burn, burn...
Why does everything have to burn??? God must be a pyromaniac...
So the weather in the future is probably high UV Rays followed by Volcanic Eruptions and the smite of God and Jesus, ending in the life as we know it. Great... By the end of the day i will have a countdown going somewhere on my blog for the end of the world. Have a great day!
PS: Make sure you get good things for this Christmas and the next because if the Mayans are right, then we only have 2 left :D
If the apocalypse actually happens then, I'm gonna report this blog then slap you in the face with my flaming, skeletal hand.
ReplyDeleteWell i kinda hope it does happen. What a way to go out.
ReplyDeletePlus it would be cool if the Mayan's got it right even down to the day.
Oh and if the Hadron Collider does destroy the earth Elissa, Kayla, Blaise, Wong & I know how to outrun a black whole.
And your such a hypocrite Brandon.
ReplyDeleteLast night while talking about drowning you go "i never like focusing on death. Only living"
TUT TUT TUT
Yeh well, I find it hilarious that each individual possibility of a apocalypse has been pushed towards this one date.
ReplyDelete"We have this reason for an apocalyse! Which date should it fall on? Let's just blame it on 2012!"
maybe its all just because the mayans predicted it first, then people went out of their way to try and prove it, found something that MIGHT prove it, and you've just collected 7 of them to make it look like its all happened for a reason.
ReplyDeletethe only ones that are plausable are the mayan calendar and the atom smasher.
for starters, the sun isnt gona supernova for about 5 billion years, and before that its gona turn into a red dwarf in about 4.5 billion years, so we dont exactly have anything to worry about there. and ive never heard of solar storms, and if they did exist you'd think the media would latch onto it if their destroying stuff.
ive never heard of 2012 being mentioned in the bible, but prove me wrong if you can find it.
to be able to cover the earth with ash, the volcano would have to be fucking huge, and i mean huge, i.e. country sized. if it explodes every 650,000 years and causes 15,000 year winters, then why doesnt it coincide with previous ice ages? the last ice age started approximately 2.5 million years ago, which has only really started to have an effect approx. 0.2 million years ago, i.e. 200,000 years ago. but again if you can provide facts and figures prove me wrong.
Scientists gave us global warming. exactly. notice how it hasnt been in the news recently...?
Magnetic fields can't dissapear... learn to physics. just cos the poles are moving doesnt mean their isnt a magnetic field, they're still on opposite parallel sides of a sphere?
have a nice day :) 2013 here I come!
If you haven't noticed Tom, i was not being serious. Hence why i was completely pulling all the theories apart and dismissing them!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was not meant to be taken seriously Tom because i know that they are ALL bogus.
But IF the world is going to end i have 2 things i want to do before i die. If i got to do them both tomorrow i would be happy to die the next second
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