A late match report:
The Awesome, needing a sub for their team ended up recruiting Joe... (jokes joe :P)
Absolutely great game, it started off with a bit of climatising from The Awesome, as Joe is new as a sub for Jay (Joe for Jay lol) and Geoffrey's strong defensive tackle being nursed (though still performed during the last half). The defence was strong, Joe making great saves and keeping The Awesome in the game for much of the first 5-10 minutes. However, 2 defensive mistakes led to two great goals scored by the opposition making The Awesome 2-0 down. Somehow fighting back in what must have been the last 6-7 minutes before half time they managed to equalise the game with two much needed goals for The Awesome, which kept up the morale. The first was an absolutely brilliant goal scored by Thomas with a (bad) set up leading to a full rocketing volley into the back of the net.
Joe was needed alot in the second half, as many shots were fired at the Epic FC goalkeeper. All to no avail for no goals were let in during this wonderful second half. The defense began to realise just how much Geoff contributed to the team as Geoff pushed players up front so he could stay back with a wounded leg. Pushing himself for the team, Geoff was a brick wall when tackling in defense despite his injury. Goal highlights are a bit distant but it involved my own goal (a toe punt :P). The opposition fighting to no avail led to more goals for The Awesome ending with the final whistle, the opposition scoring nothing in the second half due to awesome epic (colourblind) keeping.
End Score: 2-7 to The Awesome
Really good game. Next week hopefully some bonus points can be earned when versing the bottom team L33tn355 (i think thats how you spell it) but The Awesome still need to keep their wits about them and expect a tough team. Good luck this friday!
Monday, November 30, 2009
Some Geetars I Created...
An "interesting" and very similar recreation of my epic dream guitar...
This guitar below is not epic... Does anyone know a guitarist that would use one of these? It would be interesting if they did...
This guitar below is not epic... Does anyone know a guitarist that would use one of these? It would be interesting if they did...
Monday, November 23, 2009
Ok. I admit my apoligies
Yes ok, that was a biased match report. I think that it was very harsh reading it back and i am sorry to whoever i offended. You guys are right, it was just a football game, but i was sore and a little hyped up myself when i wrote this and i apoligise to all who i have offended. I have deleted the post and i will make a new one that is more accurate and less biased below.
The game was intense. Great runs and strong tackles dominated the play. Two sets of friends pitted against each other in a game full of skill and deep hoping for a win on both sides. Epic Fc came out strong in the first half. Great shots and strong tackles but all in the heat of the game. Joseph managing to keep Epic Fc in the game for the whole of the first half until suddenly a bad tap in led to a goal for The Awesome and kicking the scores off to 1-0. Another great goal before half time gave a very close 2-0.
Both teams going all out in the second half were pumped to get their goal tally's up, the Awesome wanting bonus points as well as a win. Epic Fc causing a riot in the Awesome's attack meant that goals were missed and many shots blocked which caused much frustration for The Awesome. However the score tally continued to rise for The Awesome, bringing another 3 to the goal tally including a penalty taken by Conor because of a badly timed back pass by an Epic Fc defender.
End Score 5-0 to the Awesome
Epic FC played very well. I must comment on their defence because it was iron solid. No shots were getting on target because of immense pressure by their defense. Great and strong game.
The Awesome, not their best game, but coming out with a win meant that they were happy and the bonus point just adds to their celebrations.
Great Game. Sorry for the match report guys.
The game was intense. Great runs and strong tackles dominated the play. Two sets of friends pitted against each other in a game full of skill and deep hoping for a win on both sides. Epic Fc came out strong in the first half. Great shots and strong tackles but all in the heat of the game. Joseph managing to keep Epic Fc in the game for the whole of the first half until suddenly a bad tap in led to a goal for The Awesome and kicking the scores off to 1-0. Another great goal before half time gave a very close 2-0.
Both teams going all out in the second half were pumped to get their goal tally's up, the Awesome wanting bonus points as well as a win. Epic Fc causing a riot in the Awesome's attack meant that goals were missed and many shots blocked which caused much frustration for The Awesome. However the score tally continued to rise for The Awesome, bringing another 3 to the goal tally including a penalty taken by Conor because of a badly timed back pass by an Epic Fc defender.
End Score 5-0 to the Awesome
Epic FC played very well. I must comment on their defence because it was iron solid. No shots were getting on target because of immense pressure by their defense. Great and strong game.
The Awesome, not their best game, but coming out with a win meant that they were happy and the bonus point just adds to their celebrations.
Great Game. Sorry for the match report guys.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
End of Year Trip
I may have discussed (bragged) that at the end of next year, my parents have bribed me to not go to leavers with a trip overseas to anywhere i like. I have chose a week long liveaboard trip in the Maldives with 3 dives each day :D
Anyway i made a list of things i would like to get before i go. I would give you a brief list but the items probably would mean nothing to you but i figured out, on excel, everything about how much money and how long it will take me to save up...
Total Amount (estimate): $2,320
Hours Needed to Work: 246.81 hours
Average Shift Days (5 hours per shift): 41.13 shifts
Average Weeks: 27.42 weeks
Average Years: 0.53 years
Showing the list to my dad, he did think that one of the items needed more attention... My regulator which i need to breathe from... which is the most important piece of gear needed... which i left aside $150 for... but half a grand I put aside for camera equipment... :P
Anyway i made a list of things i would like to get before i go. I would give you a brief list but the items probably would mean nothing to you but i figured out, on excel, everything about how much money and how long it will take me to save up...
Total Amount (estimate): $2,320
Hours Needed to Work: 246.81 hours
Average Shift Days (5 hours per shift): 41.13 shifts
Average Weeks: 27.42 weeks
Average Years: 0.53 years
Showing the list to my dad, he did think that one of the items needed more attention... My regulator which i need to breathe from... which is the most important piece of gear needed... which i left aside $150 for... but half a grand I put aside for camera equipment... :P
Retaliation:
mmmm retaliation. But maybe Google was confused your team, Emo, with another team because it is undeniably truthful now...
Exams...
Today's school day (last one ever!) has now finished! However, another enemy is lurking in the gloom, and it's name is EXAMS!
I have 4 of them over the course of the next three days, as well as 4 (yes 4) next week, one of the second week exams also includes a practical performance exam for music.
To all i hope the best for the next week and 3 days and wish all the best to your results. Good Luck!!!
I have 4 of them over the course of the next three days, as well as 4 (yes 4) next week, one of the second week exams also includes a practical performance exam for music.
To all i hope the best for the next week and 3 days and wish all the best to your results. Good Luck!!!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
My Weekend
My weekend started great, friday night we won indoor so i was happy and buzzed in the morning. Went to squash on saturday morning and was put up to the best group of players which i ended up losing dismally to 2 or 3 while almost beating 4 others. While playing a the best player on the court (plays for WA in state competitions) i was drilled just inside my leg and below the knee giving me something to swear about for the next minute. After recovering, i preceded to lose 2-11 (thats really bad...)
Saturday night, i stayed up late to finish my Music Assignment due on monday and succeeded which made me happy.
But the happiness was short lived the next day when i had to go to work at 11am meaning no sleep in :(
While at work, not only did i have to fill so many tanks from people going diving for crays during the cray season, that my hands were red raw from having to twist the valves, but I also had an O-Ring on one of the tank valves explode when i attempted to take the filling tap off the tank after filling it.
The O-ring on the left is a normal o-ring, the one on the right is what is left of the one that exploded. It scared the living shit out of me when it exploded, leaving me embaressed as well because the whole shop was staring at me because of the loud noise. After this occurance and having to fill loads more tanks, the group of student were late so I ended up going home late as well, but i was happy because i got another hour worth of pay :)
PS: Giving luck to everyone for exams by the way, especially those who have tests and assignments due on the next two days. :D
Saturday night, i stayed up late to finish my Music Assignment due on monday and succeeded which made me happy.
But the happiness was short lived the next day when i had to go to work at 11am meaning no sleep in :(
While at work, not only did i have to fill so many tanks from people going diving for crays during the cray season, that my hands were red raw from having to twist the valves, but I also had an O-Ring on one of the tank valves explode when i attempted to take the filling tap off the tank after filling it.
The O-ring on the left is a normal o-ring, the one on the right is what is left of the one that exploded. It scared the living shit out of me when it exploded, leaving me embaressed as well because the whole shop was staring at me because of the loud noise. After this occurance and having to fill loads more tanks, the group of student were late so I ended up going home late as well, but i was happy because i got another hour worth of pay :)
PS: Giving luck to everyone for exams by the way, especially those who have tests and assignments due on the next two days. :D
Friday, November 13, 2009
They SHOOT! They SCORE! They WIN!!!
Ok, well that was a lame title, but im tired...
Returning to Bouncers Sports for their 6th game against Green Machine this afternoon, The Awesomes had to put the score sheet from last week's win right after the stupid referee mixed up the scores and put them the wrong way round. This resulting in points to the wrong team. They managed to right this however and noticed that they were in 3rd place below Scorgasmic and "Not so Sexy" (faggot whore) Skillz.
Coming onto the pitch bright and ready the game kicked off to a brilliant start, with a goal scored in the first 12 SECONDS :O (By The Awesome of course :P)
Spirits and morale high, The Awesome continue their rain of shots on the opposition, but somehow cockiness seemed to intervene as players pushed up in attack leaving gaping holes in defence leading to a variety of shots on the current goalkeeper (myself).
After 2 more goals by The Awesome, an opposition player pushed through a hole in the defence and managed to put a shot in at a possible but sharp angle, meaning quick thinking was needed by myself for a badly placed "Foster Parry" somehow leading in the ball travelling into the goal slowly requiring a diving fingertip save to finish.
The score continued to rise for The Awesome, leading up to a 5-0 score at half time.
Second half was more hectic, The Awesome pushing to get bonus points to catch up the the Whorebagchickennuggetjoeiscolourblindfaggots in first position on the ladder.
A hailstorm of shots was flown at the opposition by the Awesome, however only 2 were on target and put past the keeper.
Fighting back for some goals, the opposition took a run up the middle. A badly controlled run meant the ball was to far ahead of the player, meaning Miguel could get in front of him for a deflection, but somehow he kicked it resulting in The Awesome's first OG.
Taken aback, but not discouraged The Awesome kept going, but the team began to wear down. They became slightly sloppy with positioning and passing as well as having terribly placed shots at seemingly impossible to miss angles/positions. As players began to become tired, the GK position was needed more than ever, as it was used as a pit stop for The Awesome. More goals were scored by both opposition and The Awesome resulting in the score being 9-2.
A similar situation as before with an opposition player running through the middle with more control on the ball gave Miguel another window to regain himself, giving the player a small nudge. That nudge resulting in the player flying across the field in a flurry of limbs and landing hard in a heap before getting back up, almost hitting Miguel (big fucking mistake buddy) and also resulting in a yellow card for Miguel, causing more stress for the team with having only 3 out field and 1 GK all quite worn out.
Managing to hold out till Miguel came back on with 30 or so seconds left and deperate to get bonus points The Awesome sent a ball to midfield where I managed to run foward with the ball and taking what I would call a "Shot of Faith" I took a strike, somehow managing to get the ball past one defender, through the legs of the second and into the bottom far post corner at an impossible saving spot for the keeper who had less than half a second to react.
Having their bonus point, the Awesome didn't stop, they kept attacking their opposition in the last 15 seconds, putting a ball through to Conor in a cross and resulting in a brilliantly placed 11th goal before full time.
Final Score: 2-11 to the Awesome!
I think over all the team played well. I also think though that at times positioning began to get sloppy, as communication on the back line became quiet and also as players kept wanting their small moment of glory for a goal. I also think that the opposition played well, loads of shots that were brilliantly saved as well as ones that managed to go off target with building pressure from The Awesome's defence. Overall it was a good game both to watch and play.
Next week will come to see another game, however the fate of the two rival teams will soon clash when we see next week:
The Awesome Vs. Epic FC...
Returning to Bouncers Sports for their 6th game against Green Machine this afternoon, The Awesomes had to put the score sheet from last week's win right after the stupid referee mixed up the scores and put them the wrong way round. This resulting in points to the wrong team. They managed to right this however and noticed that they were in 3rd place below Scorgasmic and "Not so Sexy" (faggot whore) Skillz.
Coming onto the pitch bright and ready the game kicked off to a brilliant start, with a goal scored in the first 12 SECONDS :O (By The Awesome of course :P)
Spirits and morale high, The Awesome continue their rain of shots on the opposition, but somehow cockiness seemed to intervene as players pushed up in attack leaving gaping holes in defence leading to a variety of shots on the current goalkeeper (myself).
After 2 more goals by The Awesome, an opposition player pushed through a hole in the defence and managed to put a shot in at a possible but sharp angle, meaning quick thinking was needed by myself for a badly placed "Foster Parry" somehow leading in the ball travelling into the goal slowly requiring a diving fingertip save to finish.
The score continued to rise for The Awesome, leading up to a 5-0 score at half time.
Second half was more hectic, The Awesome pushing to get bonus points to catch up the the Whorebagchickennuggetjoeiscolourblindfaggots in first position on the ladder.
A hailstorm of shots was flown at the opposition by the Awesome, however only 2 were on target and put past the keeper.
Fighting back for some goals, the opposition took a run up the middle. A badly controlled run meant the ball was to far ahead of the player, meaning Miguel could get in front of him for a deflection, but somehow he kicked it resulting in The Awesome's first OG.
Taken aback, but not discouraged The Awesome kept going, but the team began to wear down. They became slightly sloppy with positioning and passing as well as having terribly placed shots at seemingly impossible to miss angles/positions. As players began to become tired, the GK position was needed more than ever, as it was used as a pit stop for The Awesome. More goals were scored by both opposition and The Awesome resulting in the score being 9-2.
A similar situation as before with an opposition player running through the middle with more control on the ball gave Miguel another window to regain himself, giving the player a small nudge. That nudge resulting in the player flying across the field in a flurry of limbs and landing hard in a heap before getting back up, almost hitting Miguel (big fucking mistake buddy) and also resulting in a yellow card for Miguel, causing more stress for the team with having only 3 out field and 1 GK all quite worn out.
Managing to hold out till Miguel came back on with 30 or so seconds left and deperate to get bonus points The Awesome sent a ball to midfield where I managed to run foward with the ball and taking what I would call a "Shot of Faith" I took a strike, somehow managing to get the ball past one defender, through the legs of the second and into the bottom far post corner at an impossible saving spot for the keeper who had less than half a second to react.
Having their bonus point, the Awesome didn't stop, they kept attacking their opposition in the last 15 seconds, putting a ball through to Conor in a cross and resulting in a brilliantly placed 11th goal before full time.
Final Score: 2-11 to the Awesome!
I think over all the team played well. I also think though that at times positioning began to get sloppy, as communication on the back line became quiet and also as players kept wanting their small moment of glory for a goal. I also think that the opposition played well, loads of shots that were brilliantly saved as well as ones that managed to go off target with building pressure from The Awesome's defence. Overall it was a good game both to watch and play.
Next week will come to see another game, however the fate of the two rival teams will soon clash when we see next week:
The Awesome Vs. Epic FC...
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Wow...
While working on my chemistry assignment I came across this new type of plant/seed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
Saturday, November 7, 2009
My Challenge/Aim
My challenge or aim for this season for indoor is to score a total of 14 goals before the end of the season. At the moment, my tally stands at 6, which means i have a goal average of 1.2 goals per game. Which means if i continue with this average i have a possibility of making this goal quota.
I WILL SCORE 14 GOALS!!!
I WILL SCORE 14 GOALS!!!
Getting up and Dusting themselves off, The Awesome Win!
After the shocking play last week against the gay faggot shit head team, The Awesome played a very good sported and contrasted team from last week and came out on top, rising up from the ashes of defeat.
The game, starting annoyingly early because of a stupid referee bitch, meant that I myself did not see nor play the first 4 minutes of the game. Pissed off and slightly disheartened, i came on the field with only one goal in favour of The Awesome on the score board. Seconds after coming onto the field, a goalkeeper sent the ball flying towards my marked player, who preceded to turn me and score an equalizer making my spirits dampen even further, but raising my determination. After being turned another 2 or 3 times by the same player, Jay put me in goal, much to my relief and therefore fixing the hole in the defence.
After I was put in goal, our team came out with another goal for their constant battering of the defensive opposition. And in response, the opposition managed to come back and score a debateable goal which, we thought, had hit the crossbar and come out, but the stupid referee bitch called the goal. Without protest, The Awesome continued to score another 3 or 4 goals before half time, giving them a very considerable lead.
Looking to get another bonus point, The Awesome's play finally started to meld with their players, as their vision, passing and communication improved. Even my own play improved alot, leading for myself to end up with a mistimed and miskicked goal and a simple finished goal adding another 2 goals to my goal tally as well as to the score board. Coming out fighting, the opposition responded with another goal, as a result of bad defensive communication and aiming for that next bonus point, The Awesome started taking more and more risks as the opposition became more and more tired. After having the score at 9-3, The Awesome pushed more and more to get their final goal, and even a last 1.5 minute subbing, leading in two poorly missed chances in front of goal. The Awesome's attacking came to nothing as the whistle was blew for full time.
Final Score: 9-3
(this is what you should do Joe instead of leaving it open for people to read again to count each of your goal recounts :P)
The Awesome played very well, but not as well as they could have. Determined to make their way up the ladder and back to 1st position, they are looking to play harder and faster than ever before. It is obvious by the ladder that 3 distinct teams including the faggot team from last week and The Awesome will probably be in the finals, leaving one spot open for The Awesome's rival maybe?
The opposition definitely played well, especially the girl on their side who managed to put foot in and stop quite a few goal attempts by the Awesome. Adding to this, the sportsmanship between the teams was great resulting in an enjoyable game between the two both to play and watch.
Next week, The Awesome could maybe be looking to improve their vision in front of goal, which becomes more tunneled when we have the ball near goal. The play and possession in their own half was exceptional and their communication have improved alot since last week which was to be expected.
Another thing looking to improve on next week is the amount of goals to get those bonus points!!!
Congrats to Epic FC for their win as well :)
The game, starting annoyingly early because of a stupid referee bitch, meant that I myself did not see nor play the first 4 minutes of the game. Pissed off and slightly disheartened, i came on the field with only one goal in favour of The Awesome on the score board. Seconds after coming onto the field, a goalkeeper sent the ball flying towards my marked player, who preceded to turn me and score an equalizer making my spirits dampen even further, but raising my determination. After being turned another 2 or 3 times by the same player, Jay put me in goal, much to my relief and therefore fixing the hole in the defence.
After I was put in goal, our team came out with another goal for their constant battering of the defensive opposition. And in response, the opposition managed to come back and score a debateable goal which, we thought, had hit the crossbar and come out, but the stupid referee bitch called the goal. Without protest, The Awesome continued to score another 3 or 4 goals before half time, giving them a very considerable lead.
Looking to get another bonus point, The Awesome's play finally started to meld with their players, as their vision, passing and communication improved. Even my own play improved alot, leading for myself to end up with a mistimed and miskicked goal and a simple finished goal adding another 2 goals to my goal tally as well as to the score board. Coming out fighting, the opposition responded with another goal, as a result of bad defensive communication and aiming for that next bonus point, The Awesome started taking more and more risks as the opposition became more and more tired. After having the score at 9-3, The Awesome pushed more and more to get their final goal, and even a last 1.5 minute subbing, leading in two poorly missed chances in front of goal. The Awesome's attacking came to nothing as the whistle was blew for full time.
Final Score: 9-3
(this is what you should do Joe instead of leaving it open for people to read again to count each of your goal recounts :P)
The Awesome played very well, but not as well as they could have. Determined to make their way up the ladder and back to 1st position, they are looking to play harder and faster than ever before. It is obvious by the ladder that 3 distinct teams including the faggot team from last week and The Awesome will probably be in the finals, leaving one spot open for The Awesome's rival maybe?
The opposition definitely played well, especially the girl on their side who managed to put foot in and stop quite a few goal attempts by the Awesome. Adding to this, the sportsmanship between the teams was great resulting in an enjoyable game between the two both to play and watch.
Next week, The Awesome could maybe be looking to improve their vision in front of goal, which becomes more tunneled when we have the ball near goal. The play and possession in their own half was exceptional and their communication have improved alot since last week which was to be expected.
Another thing looking to improve on next week is the amount of goals to get those bonus points!!!
Congrats to Epic FC for their win as well :)
Thursday, November 5, 2009
I just cannot WAIT!!!
B4MV! Need i say more?
Looking up more recently about Bullet, i read the wikipedia page a little more closely:
Im taking it that B4MV next album might be more like the first and even better?!
That would be AWESOMENESS ON A STICK!!!
Looking up more recently about Bullet, i read the wikipedia page a little more closely:
Bullet for My Valentine confirmed in August 2009 that they are aiming for an early 2010 release for the new album, while Tuck stated that the upcoming record is "a lot more mature-sounding, it's a lot more classic. It'll stand the test of time [more] than both the previous things we've done".
Im taking it that B4MV next album might be more like the first and even better?!
That would be AWESOMENESS ON A STICK!!!
Out of Context Conversations
Have you ever walked around a corner talking to someone, only for someone (probably known to you) walks past and hears you say something wierd. Well that happened to me today after coming out of double Biology. I was talking to Tyler about the new goldfish that has replaced some fiesty ones in our biology room. As we were walking around the corner we were sarcastically talking about the fiesty fish having goldfish babies even though they are completely different species after some interestingly stupid comments...
However as i said "goldfish babies" i walked around the corner and Conor was at his locker... lolz...
Conor needed to be in the conversation to realise the context of those oddly placed words yet he didn't so i ended up getting a usual "your fucking wierd" look from Conor.
SORRY CONOR!!! But now you know...
However as i said "goldfish babies" i walked around the corner and Conor was at his locker... lolz...
Conor needed to be in the conversation to realise the context of those oddly placed words yet he didn't so i ended up getting a usual "your fucking wierd" look from Conor.
SORRY CONOR!!! But now you know...
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Shocking Mail
Arriving home after school today, I discovered a letter on my desk. Not thinking much off it i went about my afternoon "ritual" which includes having a cup of coffee. Anyway, I went back to my room and took a closer look at the letter and in the top right hand corner i saw who sent it:
Office of the Director of Public Prosecution
Of course, shocked at first, thinking about all the illegal activities i'd done in the last month or so and after coming up with nothing i opened it. Of course, still in shock i read the first few lines quite fast which i thought said "We are writing to you to let you know that you have been accused of Aggravated Robbery..."
However, lucky for me, I read it again and it that instead of "you have been" it actually said "the" which meant that it was refering to the train station brawl that i filmed and witnessed.
Apparently they may have need for me in court to recount the event which is really unlucky for me because chances are that they could clash with dates around my Year 12 exams, but the form i have to send back means that they will be flexible with the dates seeing how i am a key witness with iron clad evidence.
I have learnt a lesson when in these situations:
DON'T GET INVOLVED!!!
Office of the Director of Public Prosecution
Of course, shocked at first, thinking about all the illegal activities i'd done in the last month or so and after coming up with nothing i opened it. Of course, still in shock i read the first few lines quite fast which i thought said "We are writing to you to let you know that you have been accused of Aggravated Robbery..."
However, lucky for me, I read it again and it that instead of "you have been" it actually said "the" which meant that it was refering to the train station brawl that i filmed and witnessed.
Apparently they may have need for me in court to recount the event which is really unlucky for me because chances are that they could clash with dates around my Year 12 exams, but the form i have to send back means that they will be flexible with the dates seeing how i am a key witness with iron clad evidence.
I have learnt a lesson when in these situations:
DON'T GET INVOLVED!!!
Monday, November 2, 2009
Overstepping the Mark?
You know how there is a movie called MILK!?
Well there is one called "Colour Blind" so go die Joe!!!
If you don't believe me:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colour_Blind_(2009_film)
Well there is one called "Colour Blind" so go die Joe!!!
If you don't believe me:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colour_Blind_(2009_film)
The End is Near in 2012
After a recent discussion after school, it has come to my attention that there will be a movie coming out soon called 2012, which is about the "End of the World" or the "Apocalypse" (i like that word...)
Anyway there is quite a few reasons that this probably might happen, and im going to go through them...
Number 1: The Mayan Calendar
The Mayans were extremely good at making astrological equipment out of the raw materials that they had. They predicted the moon cycle roughly 34 seconds out with this equipment, and with it they also predicted that the end of the world will be December 21st 2012.
However they also killed virgins as sacrifices...
Number 2: The Sun
Scientists (probably American...) have discovered that the solar storms around the sun have been increasing in intensity after a so called "stable period". The storms have been destroying satellites and knocking out power grids (apparently. These storms will end life and everything as we know it (lovely...). The "stable period" is said to peak around 2012...
However, the scientists are probably from NASA who are a bunch of lunatics that decided to send a bomb to the moon to see what was underneath it... Very trustworthy...
Number 3: The Atom Smasher (or the Hydron Collider)
The Collider is set to do its first real test in 2012 and some of the possible consequences, according to some scientists, have been mini black holes that could suck in the earth and kill everything...
There has been recent rumors that the machine has been sabotaged a few times and that versions of "us" from the future have been blamed because we could be causing an end of sorts to happen and therefore they sent people back in time to stop the collider from working...
You would think that if something did go wrong with this and something happened, that future people (that can design time machines) can know how to permanently disable it...
Number 4: The Trusty Bible
Need i say much more? they say that the final battle between Good and Evil will be in 2012... Baaaa Baaaa
Number 5: (An American) Volcano
Scientists (again) are saying that the Yellowstone National Park, known for its thermal springs and geyser, is on one of the biggest volcanos which is said to erupt every 650 000 or so filling the atomosphere with ash and suffocating everything as well as blocking out the sun and causing a 15 000 year winter. The volcano has been estimated to explode in 2012.
Well they are American...
Number 6: More Scientists
Mathematical Uni students have calculated that the earth is overdue for a catastrophic event and that it happens to fall around 2012.
They said that their statistics are 99% accurate... What about the other 1%...
Number 7: Magnetic Field
The magnetic field surround the earth protecting us from the rays of the sun is said to switch the poles every 750 000 years and we are 30 000 years overdue. The poles have been drifting apart roughly 20-30 kilometers each year (apparently). The magnetic field can dissapear for up to 100 years leaving everything to burn, burn, burn...
Why does everything have to burn??? God must be a pyromaniac...
So the weather in the future is probably high UV Rays followed by Volcanic Eruptions and the smite of God and Jesus, ending in the life as we know it. Great... By the end of the day i will have a countdown going somewhere on my blog for the end of the world. Have a great day!
PS: Make sure you get good things for this Christmas and the next because if the Mayans are right, then we only have 2 left :D
Anyway there is quite a few reasons that this probably might happen, and im going to go through them...
Number 1: The Mayan Calendar
The Mayans were extremely good at making astrological equipment out of the raw materials that they had. They predicted the moon cycle roughly 34 seconds out with this equipment, and with it they also predicted that the end of the world will be December 21st 2012.
However they also killed virgins as sacrifices...
Number 2: The Sun
Scientists (probably American...) have discovered that the solar storms around the sun have been increasing in intensity after a so called "stable period". The storms have been destroying satellites and knocking out power grids (apparently. These storms will end life and everything as we know it (lovely...). The "stable period" is said to peak around 2012...
However, the scientists are probably from NASA who are a bunch of lunatics that decided to send a bomb to the moon to see what was underneath it... Very trustworthy...
Number 3: The Atom Smasher (or the Hydron Collider)
The Collider is set to do its first real test in 2012 and some of the possible consequences, according to some scientists, have been mini black holes that could suck in the earth and kill everything...
There has been recent rumors that the machine has been sabotaged a few times and that versions of "us" from the future have been blamed because we could be causing an end of sorts to happen and therefore they sent people back in time to stop the collider from working...
You would think that if something did go wrong with this and something happened, that future people (that can design time machines) can know how to permanently disable it...
Number 4: The Trusty Bible
Need i say much more? they say that the final battle between Good and Evil will be in 2012... Baaaa Baaaa
Number 5: (An American) Volcano
Scientists (again) are saying that the Yellowstone National Park, known for its thermal springs and geyser, is on one of the biggest volcanos which is said to erupt every 650 000 or so filling the atomosphere with ash and suffocating everything as well as blocking out the sun and causing a 15 000 year winter. The volcano has been estimated to explode in 2012.
Well they are American...
Number 6: More Scientists
Mathematical Uni students have calculated that the earth is overdue for a catastrophic event and that it happens to fall around 2012.
They said that their statistics are 99% accurate... What about the other 1%...
Number 7: Magnetic Field
The magnetic field surround the earth protecting us from the rays of the sun is said to switch the poles every 750 000 years and we are 30 000 years overdue. The poles have been drifting apart roughly 20-30 kilometers each year (apparently). The magnetic field can dissapear for up to 100 years leaving everything to burn, burn, burn...
Why does everything have to burn??? God must be a pyromaniac...
So the weather in the future is probably high UV Rays followed by Volcanic Eruptions and the smite of God and Jesus, ending in the life as we know it. Great... By the end of the day i will have a countdown going somewhere on my blog for the end of the world. Have a great day!
PS: Make sure you get good things for this Christmas and the next because if the Mayans are right, then we only have 2 left :D
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Halloween
I'm sorry for the people i offend by saying this, but Halloween is the most pointless, idiotic, unaustralian and poor excuse for a "holiday" that was ever created. I admit, it is however a good excuse to have a horror themed party at someones house where everyone dresses up, but i think that the parents that encourage their AUSTRALIAN kids to dress up and knock on stranger's houses in the afternoon to get lollies is just stupid.
STRANGER DANGER MUCH!!!
I also hate that i wasn't aloud to play Playstation because the noises would "hint" that someone was home and that all the lights at the front of the house were off resulting in me stubbing my toe on a skirting board when turning the corner.
You may have guessed by now, but I REALLY HATE HALLOWEEN!!!
SCREW YOU AMERICA!!!
STRANGER DANGER MUCH!!!
I also hate that i wasn't aloud to play Playstation because the noises would "hint" that someone was home and that all the lights at the front of the house were off resulting in me stubbing my toe on a skirting board when turning the corner.
You may have guessed by now, but I REALLY HATE HALLOWEEN!!!
SCREW YOU AMERICA!!!
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