My "doosh" english teacher

Yes, from the title, you have now realised my teacher is a doosh (i spelt it like that just for you pucc :P)
How is she a doosh you may ask? well because on tuesday i had a drama performance that went pretty much all day. In the morning she gave us a paragraph to write for homework. I went to drama round lunch and didn't get home till about 10:10pm and didn't get into bed till about 10:45.
On wednesday i went to a chemistry excursion and missed out on the double period of english. All this school being missed ended up in another night of staying up late doing homework which i didn't end up finishing anyway... Anywho, when i went to school today, she gave me a note home because i didn't do a stupid paragraph that didn't even benefit me or her for the discussion. The discussion was about how women are portrayed in the media, and she starts to push views upon us such as (and i quote this): "Young highschool students should not wear make-up because it sexualises them and makes others see them as sexual objects" WTF no it doesnt!!! Stupid feminist!!!
This is why my english teacher is a doosh. She talks to us like primary school students and thinks we should not watch MA15+ movies so she gets us to make a permission slip to watch some stupid movie which wasn't really relevent to any of our topics. She also gives us stupid homework, including a comma and full stop usage sheet... What an absolute dumb stupid bitch!

To top off my day i now have to see the police tonight about a fight that happened at the train station that i filmed because if i got involved then i would have got the shit kicked out of me by 4 gangster druggies. Isn't this just great?
PS: it's freaking scarey when the police ring your mobile and they say "this is the police" (OMFG)