Shocking Defeat

The Awesome have lost their first game of the season to one of the dirtiest team I have ever played, EVER! Through my anger, i will resist to call the "Stupid Idiotic Faggots of Faggot Town" team names of every shape and description and keep this match report unbiased...

Well, the game kicked off, after the last few weeks of wins The Awesome was in high spirits and morale. The other team, after having won their last game against The Awesome's rival team Epic FC and breaking one of their players were ready to go in hard. And hard they did...

The game play ended up with a goal being slipped through by the opposition (shit fail nugget fucks), as a result of shocking and dirty tactics from the Stupid Idiotic Faggots of Faggot Town team. Fouls everywhere, yet the referee must have had a broken whistle because none of them were called. I myself, was not on the field (outfield) until the last 5 minutes of the second half, after being in goal for the first 5 and being off for the second five. 2 other goals were scored in quick gameplay by the opposition (shit fail nugget shithead bitch fucks) as well as a goal being put passed the keeper for our one and only goal for The Awesome. The end of the first half (score 3-1) brought alot of good critizism by The Awesome, opting that the defence need to talk and that I myself, need to be more careful due to hard tackles on the opposition including almost underfooting a player in the FACE!!!

The second half began, with The Awesome having no choice but to go in equally as hard or risk being broken or tripped over by the opposition (shit nugget fail bitch monkeycunt fucks). After the first 5 minutes in goal, I came out after conceding a goal which was very well placed, yet still shaken by the dirty play The Awesome's defence was beginning to deteriorate. A shining chance was given with a half volley to the left of the goal for myself, however at the last moment the ball was pulled away by another player resulting with him getting a gigantic boot in the base of the shin, resulting in abuse and a warning from the referee for myself which i opposed before getting back into he play. Still not holding back, The Awesome held off the opposition and managed to hold them back. The opposition, deciding to play it safe and to play possesion in the back with the goal keeper, but managed to score again while the team was tired and basically disheartened with the physical play and the score.

End Score 5-1 against The Awesome.

Next time we play this team (faggot shithead bitch hole cunt fucks) we need to go in hard early and make sure that we don't hesitate in front of goal but still keep eyes peeled for players in better scoring positions. The 2 keepers on the other sides were extremely good and we need to get that ball past them in the best way possible.

Overall, i must comment that the game was extremely dirty and was at times very biased in the opposition's favour due to a very quiet referee. This team needs to be set straight, because the play tonight was out of control and it is not a surprise that Emerson developed an injury while playing this team. I think however that their dirty tactics was very unnessesary as the team was actually very good skill wise, but they need a more level head when playing otherwise people end up getting hurt or angry because one of The Awesome decide to fight back and stand up for themselves.

Next time, this team will be demolished and we will be ready for their dirty tactics and we will counter it with PURE AWESOME SKILL and not "sexy" skill.