You may remember me bringing up the topic of the Beached Az becoming a mini series on ABC. Well it started a while ago and you can find the episodes on YouTube. Its much the same but still very... unique... and kiwi...
Episode 2:
lolz, NOOOOOOOO WEYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Friday, October 30, 2009
Shocking Defeat
The Awesome have lost their first game of the season to one of the dirtiest team I have ever played, EVER! Through my anger, i will resist to call the "Stupid Idiotic Faggots of Faggot Town" team names of every shape and description and keep this match report unbiased...
Well, the game kicked off, after the last few weeks of wins The Awesome was in high spirits and morale. The other team, after having won their last game against The Awesome's rival team Epic FC and breaking one of their players were ready to go in hard. And hard they did...
The game play ended up with a goal being slipped through by the opposition (shit fail nugget fucks), as a result of shocking and dirty tactics from the Stupid Idiotic Faggots of Faggot Town team. Fouls everywhere, yet the referee must have had a broken whistle because none of them were called. I myself, was not on the field (outfield) until the last 5 minutes of the second half, after being in goal for the first 5 and being off for the second five. 2 other goals were scored in quick gameplay by the opposition (shit fail nugget shithead bitch fucks) as well as a goal being put passed the keeper for our one and only goal for The Awesome. The end of the first half (score 3-1) brought alot of good critizism by The Awesome, opting that the defence need to talk and that I myself, need to be more careful due to hard tackles on the opposition including almost underfooting a player in the FACE!!!
The second half began, with The Awesome having no choice but to go in equally as hard or risk being broken or tripped over by the opposition (shit nugget fail bitch monkeycunt fucks). After the first 5 minutes in goal, I came out after conceding a goal which was very well placed, yet still shaken by the dirty play The Awesome's defence was beginning to deteriorate. A shining chance was given with a half volley to the left of the goal for myself, however at the last moment the ball was pulled away by another player resulting with him getting a gigantic boot in the base of the shin, resulting in abuse and a warning from the referee for myself which i opposed before getting back into he play. Still not holding back, The Awesome held off the opposition and managed to hold them back. The opposition, deciding to play it safe and to play possesion in the back with the goal keeper, but managed to score again while the team was tired and basically disheartened with the physical play and the score.
End Score 5-1 against The Awesome.
Next time we play this team (faggot shithead bitch hole cunt fucks) we need to go in hard early and make sure that we don't hesitate in front of goal but still keep eyes peeled for players in better scoring positions. The 2 keepers on the other sides were extremely good and we need to get that ball past them in the best way possible.
Overall, i must comment that the game was extremely dirty and was at times very biased in the opposition's favour due to a very quiet referee. This team needs to be set straight, because the play tonight was out of control and it is not a surprise that Emerson developed an injury while playing this team. I think however that their dirty tactics was very unnessesary as the team was actually very good skill wise, but they need a more level head when playing otherwise people end up getting hurt or angry because one of The Awesome decide to fight back and stand up for themselves.
Next time, this team will be demolished and we will be ready for their dirty tactics and we will counter it with PURE AWESOME SKILL and not "sexy" skill.
Well, the game kicked off, after the last few weeks of wins The Awesome was in high spirits and morale. The other team, after having won their last game against The Awesome's rival team Epic FC and breaking one of their players were ready to go in hard. And hard they did...
The game play ended up with a goal being slipped through by the opposition (shit fail nugget fucks), as a result of shocking and dirty tactics from the Stupid Idiotic Faggots of Faggot Town team. Fouls everywhere, yet the referee must have had a broken whistle because none of them were called. I myself, was not on the field (outfield) until the last 5 minutes of the second half, after being in goal for the first 5 and being off for the second five. 2 other goals were scored in quick gameplay by the opposition (shit fail nugget shithead bitch fucks) as well as a goal being put passed the keeper for our one and only goal for The Awesome. The end of the first half (score 3-1) brought alot of good critizism by The Awesome, opting that the defence need to talk and that I myself, need to be more careful due to hard tackles on the opposition including almost underfooting a player in the FACE!!!
The second half began, with The Awesome having no choice but to go in equally as hard or risk being broken or tripped over by the opposition (shit nugget fail bitch monkeycunt fucks). After the first 5 minutes in goal, I came out after conceding a goal which was very well placed, yet still shaken by the dirty play The Awesome's defence was beginning to deteriorate. A shining chance was given with a half volley to the left of the goal for myself, however at the last moment the ball was pulled away by another player resulting with him getting a gigantic boot in the base of the shin, resulting in abuse and a warning from the referee for myself which i opposed before getting back into he play. Still not holding back, The Awesome held off the opposition and managed to hold them back. The opposition, deciding to play it safe and to play possesion in the back with the goal keeper, but managed to score again while the team was tired and basically disheartened with the physical play and the score.
End Score 5-1 against The Awesome.
Next time we play this team (faggot shithead bitch hole cunt fucks) we need to go in hard early and make sure that we don't hesitate in front of goal but still keep eyes peeled for players in better scoring positions. The 2 keepers on the other sides were extremely good and we need to get that ball past them in the best way possible.
Overall, i must comment that the game was extremely dirty and was at times very biased in the opposition's favour due to a very quiet referee. This team needs to be set straight, because the play tonight was out of control and it is not a surprise that Emerson developed an injury while playing this team. I think however that their dirty tactics was very unnessesary as the team was actually very good skill wise, but they need a more level head when playing otherwise people end up getting hurt or angry because one of The Awesome decide to fight back and stand up for themselves.
Next time, this team will be demolished and we will be ready for their dirty tactics and we will counter it with PURE AWESOME SKILL and not "sexy" skill.
Monday, October 26, 2009
YAY!
I finally worked for the first time in 3 months on Sunday for a generous 4.75 hours...
Oh well, better than Brittany's hours i guess :P
Anyway i also booked myself into an Advanced Dive on Saturday morning meaning i will be bringing back some photo's to post which i've mentioned will be put up on my myspace as well as the best being posted here. So keep your eyes open for new pictures coming soon!
Oh well, better than Brittany's hours i guess :P
Anyway i also booked myself into an Advanced Dive on Saturday morning meaning i will be bringing back some photo's to post which i've mentioned will be put up on my myspace as well as the best being posted here. So keep your eyes open for new pictures coming soon!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
How 'bout seeing this sign?
This was found out the front of the "Kiwi Shop" (bru) and it made me wonder why NZ is making fun of themselves. I suppose it is a well known joke that Australia has with New Zealand but I'm beginning to wonder when that funniness stops... Is it when New Zealand gives in to their reputation? or is that reputation a regular occurance?
Got to admit though, that sign is pretty funny :P
RIP with your injury emo
Could you please emo come to our game on friday so you can:
1) Point out the guy that did your knee in so we can break his face, knee and other joints that cause pain.
2) Watch us slaughter them with goals in retaliation.
Please, if your knee permits!
1) Point out the guy that did your knee in so we can break his face, knee and other joints that cause pain.
2) Watch us slaughter them with goals in retaliation.
Please, if your knee permits!
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
OMFG are you Stupid!?
While alot of you guys were out at "Adventure World" i have to say that all the classes became very...quiet. However, during our religion class we had a very interesting comment coming out of Miss Skender when she asked:
"Who's Barack Obama???"
To a reply of:
"Are you serious!?!?"
"Who's Barack Obama???"
To a reply of:
"Are you serious!?!?"
Another Game, Another WIN!!!
Yes, as the title suggests, the Awesome's have won their latest game! YAY!!!
The score ended up as 9 - 2 to The Awesome in an all out battle for everything or nothing.
Another two goals was added onto the tally for "Yours Truly" :) as well as other players being able to scrape a few through.
Conor, making his ultra-awesome-comeback-match-of-coolness-and-joyness managed to scrape through quite a few goals which pushed up his tally, as well as a cheeky goal towards the end of the first half, by kicking the ball from behind him and flicking it with the side of his right foot. This MUST earn him the GOAL OF THE MATCH!
A lack of fitness on the behalf of all players especially myself was evident in the second half, as the opposition managed to slip two past our goalie. However, i must say that communication, control and possession of the ball is extremeley exceptional as well as a great "If they push, we push harder" attitude.
All in all a great match and i'm looking foward to next week :D
PS: Unlucky on the loss by The Awesome's rival Epic FC especially after the injury of Emerson hurting his knee towards the end of the first half. Good Luck for next week guys!
The score ended up as 9 - 2 to The Awesome in an all out battle for everything or nothing.
Another two goals was added onto the tally for "Yours Truly" :) as well as other players being able to scrape a few through.
Conor, making his ultra-awesome-comeback-match-of-coolness-and-joyness managed to scrape through quite a few goals which pushed up his tally, as well as a cheeky goal towards the end of the first half, by kicking the ball from behind him and flicking it with the side of his right foot. This MUST earn him the GOAL OF THE MATCH!
A lack of fitness on the behalf of all players especially myself was evident in the second half, as the opposition managed to slip two past our goalie. However, i must say that communication, control and possession of the ball is extremeley exceptional as well as a great "If they push, we push harder" attitude.
All in all a great match and i'm looking foward to next week :D
PS: Unlucky on the loss by The Awesome's rival Epic FC especially after the injury of Emerson hurting his knee towards the end of the first half. Good Luck for next week guys!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Report from the Opening Night for the Showcase
Well, to sum it up in a couple of words; nice music and awesome art. Emerson started off the first 30 minutes by being included in many items including a very impressive solo. After some presentations and viewing, the second set of items came on stage including a monologue and a dance from Ms Morgan's Dance Team. Along with these two highlights came my own item which featured a Mozart piece and, I must say, pinned it perfectly. After browsing around the exhibitions and seeing Rachel Farag do her beatiful live piece on a drawing tablet which transfered onto the over head projector (which really didn't do it justice).
As well as Wong's piece which he also did on the drawing tablet following Rachel's. Please note that both of these were done using Adobe Photoshop (I think?) and that the drawing tablet is basically a touch screen with a stylis that you use on the screen which shows the exact same things as a normal computer screen.
As well as Wong's piece which he also did on the drawing tablet following Rachel's. Please note that both of these were done using Adobe Photoshop (I think?) and that the drawing tablet is basically a touch screen with a stylis that you use on the screen which shows the exact same things as a normal computer screen.
Just Sayin Hi,
Just saying hello from both myself and Emerson from school waiting for the Showcase Opening Night to start. Both of us, among other students, are doing solos for the opening night as well as some other people who are performing such as Wong who, if i understand correctly, is doing a "live drawing" where he will do a live artistic piece under the watchful eye of the public watching on a projector. Shoul end up being a nice night so wish us luck!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
I am FREE!!!
By free i mean that i am free from the clutches of my tooth! Yes, i am one of not so many that has a root condition in my teeth where they dissolve very slowly. This means that i still had (until today) two baby teeth left. It was bugging me for ages, because i would try and eat and it would move into a wierd angle causing extreme pain when i bit down on it. I had enough of it and managed to get rid of it with a trusty piece of string and a pair of metal scissors. The scissors were used as a weight which i tied to my tooth with the use of string and then i dropped the scissors and it came out. I could not bring myself to pull it out by hand :(
Anyway, i can now eat in peace, though i was extremely surprised that it bled so much so i don't think it was as ready to come out as i thought and it may take time to heal...
I can't help but think that i self inflicted harm on myself, because this is the first time i "aided" in the extraction of one of my teeth. However, i don't care because I AM FREE AT LAST!!!
Anyway, i can now eat in peace, though i was extremely surprised that it bled so much so i don't think it was as ready to come out as i thought and it may take time to heal...
I can't help but think that i self inflicted harm on myself, because this is the first time i "aided" in the extraction of one of my teeth. However, i don't care because I AM FREE AT LAST!!!
Monday, October 19, 2009
To Emerson.
Though i think that it wasn't cyberbullying as such but as a breach in aguement boundries, i think that we both took it too far. I have touched on this subject before and i think that comments should not be used to put others down and i have realised my hypocritical actions. And for that i am sorry, but i think i had a reason to get slightly angry about the topic and the intentions of the comments being made. For that reason i deleted the comments in hope to kill the arguement but when you attacked me for disallowing comments for the posts, i have to admit that the retaliation was unnecessary.
Following this i will open comments back open in my next posts.
Following this i will open comments back open in my next posts.
Sarcasm
- Does not need permission for use
- Will never have permission for use
- Not ruled by a so called "God" because they don't exist
- Intended to not be taken seriously
- Will be used continually on this blog for most, if not all, future posts
(Look out for it! It might be hard to spot for some people!)
Have a Nice Day! :D
EDIT; Emerson, WTF!? Im alowd to do anything i like with my blog including restricting comments. I did it to stop idiots like YOU making further comments on the current subject. I stopped the comments as a subtle way to say "DROP THE FUCKING SUBJECT BECAUSE IT WAS POINTLESS AND STUPID!!!"
- Will never have permission for use
- Not ruled by a so called "God" because they don't exist
- Intended to not be taken seriously
- Will be used continually on this blog for most, if not all, future posts
(Look out for it! It might be hard to spot for some people!)
Have a Nice Day! :D
EDIT; Emerson, WTF!? Im alowd to do anything i like with my blog including restricting comments. I did it to stop idiots like YOU making further comments on the current subject. I stopped the comments as a subtle way to say "DROP THE FUCKING SUBJECT BECAUSE IT WAS POINTLESS AND STUPID!!!"
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Ahhhh Summer is on its way!
No matter how hot it is, as long as it isn't snowing or raining, i am happy. I do not like being cold, especially in winter. I don't mind summer because the warmth does not stop you from doing things that you wouldn't do in the winter. For example, going to the beach. Not many people go to the beach while its raining in a thunderstorm in gale force winds unless they are crazy and slightly wierd or satanic. (Or unless they are doing a rain dance)
Anyway, i'm just saying that now that the warmer weather is coming along, i am really happy. This year was alot more rainy than last year, and im glad the worst of it (most of it too) is over, and all we have ahead of us is a nice warm summer which we can bathe and relax in. It also means that the holidays are starting soon and the fun is just beginning ;)
Anyway, i'm just saying that now that the warmer weather is coming along, i am really happy. This year was alot more rainy than last year, and im glad the worst of it (most of it too) is over, and all we have ahead of us is a nice warm summer which we can bathe and relax in. It also means that the holidays are starting soon and the fun is just beginning ;)
Friday, October 16, 2009
The Awesome's Win!!!
Well, the supposedly secret score for The Awesomes has now been leaked/announced and i have to say that i am really happy with the game. Our fitness is already improving, though we had all 6 ORIGINAL players instead of 4 + a fill in (thanks James!).
Goals went out quite evenly, with top scorers being geoff and miguel with 4 each and i myself managing to slip 2 past the keeper.
Final Score: 14 - 0 to The Awesome
My thoughts on our new player is very positive, after all he plays way better than me (which isn't hard...) but it is gwd to have another left footer (i assume) on the court. I took a guess because he seemed to favor the left side of the court and that led to my assumption. His efforts managed his first goal in his first game, much to the appreciation of the team :D
The Awesome and its close rival are starting their rampage across the ladder, but who will succeed? Most probably The Awesome at this point due to their 1 win advantage but who's counting? :P
Goals went out quite evenly, with top scorers being geoff and miguel with 4 each and i myself managing to slip 2 past the keeper.
Final Score: 14 - 0 to The Awesome
My thoughts on our new player is very positive, after all he plays way better than me (which isn't hard...) but it is gwd to have another left footer (i assume) on the court. I took a guess because he seemed to favor the left side of the court and that led to my assumption. His efforts managed his first goal in his first game, much to the appreciation of the team :D
The Awesome and its close rival are starting their rampage across the ladder, but who will succeed? Most probably The Awesome at this point due to their 1 win advantage but who's counting? :P
Thursday, October 15, 2009
For those who might not know
For those who are interested, Alesana is going to release their new album early next year named "The Emptiness".
Very interestin title...
The probable release date will be January 26th 2010.
Those who are interested in Alesana should check out wikipedia because the album's description by its band members is very...interesting...
"It has also been mentioned that the album's setting is at the turn of the 20th century, and on a lesser scale involves time travel." Wikipedia: Alesana
Very interestin title...
The probable release date will be January 26th 2010.
Those who are interested in Alesana should check out wikipedia because the album's description by its band members is very...interesting...
"It has also been mentioned that the album's setting is at the turn of the 20th century, and on a lesser scale involves time travel." Wikipedia: Alesana
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Finally!!!
At last, i have a glimmer of hope for my (atm) low bank balance. I walked into my small shop that is my work place and asked my boss in person when i could get work. For those who don't know, i haven't worked in roughly 2 months because my work (being a dive shop) goes into basic hibernation for the winter and half the spring. Now that my work is starting to send out boat dives when weather permits, my boss told me that work will be started very soon :D
This is awesome news! But what makes it better is that if i don't get work this weekend, my boss offered me a completely free boat dive! Which gives me a chance to try out my new and replaced camera and my brand new certified diving watch!
New pictures, though i will try and post the BEST of the BEST on here, will all appear on my specially made (for photos) myspace page because it is easier to load to it than on to blogger. I made it quite a while ago, before my camera started to leak and i had to send it back to the manufacturer in America. However the pictures i took before i sent the camera away can be found there if your willing to look.
The website URL is:
www.myspace.com/scuba_photos
This is awesome news! But what makes it better is that if i don't get work this weekend, my boss offered me a completely free boat dive! Which gives me a chance to try out my new and replaced camera and my brand new certified diving watch!
New pictures, though i will try and post the BEST of the BEST on here, will all appear on my specially made (for photos) myspace page because it is easier to load to it than on to blogger. I made it quite a while ago, before my camera started to leak and i had to send it back to the manufacturer in America. However the pictures i took before i sent the camera away can be found there if your willing to look.
The website URL is:
www.myspace.com/scuba_photos
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
My Close Encounter
After noticing on the news that a 4.5m Great White was spotted 50m off the beach of a local perth beach, i began to reflect on the instances where I myself have been in the water with sharks. Only one of them, i might add, i caught on film. The first shark was roughly 1.2m long and was the biggest Port Jackson Shark i have ever seen. You may be able to notice the eye ridges on the sillouette in th picture which is unique to the spieces. I might also mention that this shark has jaws that are only capable of crushing and not for biting and tearing flesh. :P
My Second encounter was in hawaii and was of a more dangerous kind. We were diving at a spot called Coco's Craters and it was on the edge of a cliff face of an extinct volcano. The lavatubes around the base were often long and large enough apparently to fit a 1.5m white tip reef shark. Intriqued by other divers gathering around the edge of one of these caves, i went to investigate, and was rewarded with a shark swimming straight at me, looking not very happy with its home being invaded. Staying still as possible, it swam past me, showing typical body language such as pointing its pectoral (side) fins down and swimming alot more awkwardly. It swam back into the cave and i of course left it well alone!
My Second encounter was in hawaii and was of a more dangerous kind. We were diving at a spot called Coco's Craters and it was on the edge of a cliff face of an extinct volcano. The lavatubes around the base were often long and large enough apparently to fit a 1.5m white tip reef shark. Intriqued by other divers gathering around the edge of one of these caves, i went to investigate, and was rewarded with a shark swimming straight at me, looking not very happy with its home being invaded. Staying still as possible, it swam past me, showing typical body language such as pointing its pectoral (side) fins down and swimming alot more awkwardly. It swam back into the cave and i of course left it well alone!
Still Waiting....
I've been waiting for a while now, and i don't know why Three Days Grace has not made dates to come to OZ. They can bring Skillet with them to tour their new album as well! 2 great bands, 1 city... Comon!!!
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Oh DAM IT!!!
I left all my homework to the last second... again!
I hate homework, especially when you have to write the rest of a full Sonata piece for music by the first lesson ie. Wednesday
I'm only 1 third done, so if i do it tomorow and the tuesday night... I will be finished!!! HURAY FOR DOING THINGS LATE...
After all... its just music... and the teacher is an a-hole
*Shrugs*
I hate homework, especially when you have to write the rest of a full Sonata piece for music by the first lesson ie. Wednesday
I'm only 1 third done, so if i do it tomorow and the tuesday night... I will be finished!!! HURAY FOR DOING THINGS LATE...
After all... its just music... and the teacher is an a-hole
*Shrugs*
Friday, October 9, 2009
Public Anouncement!
The Awesomes just won their first game of the season. It was filled with epic face offs with the ball, great crosses, awesome goals and all with two players missing (Conor :( and Jay) The End Score was a close 3-2. The match was a bit too close, however we managed to win the game with some great goals and awesome play! As well as an appearance from James, who played his position well under the conditions.
However, their rivals Epic Fail Club lost their first match. How long will they be able to last until they crack under the pressure or lose to The Awesome? Only time will tell.
However, their rivals Epic Fail Club lost their first match. How long will they be able to last until they crack under the pressure or lose to The Awesome? Only time will tell.
Something Else that's New (Now i'm Just Bragging)
My New GOLF BAG!!! Look out Conor, next time we play, i will have style as well as skill :P
What's This??? In HD?!
mmmmmm Linkin Park LIVE AT MILTON KEYS!!!
EDIT BY JAMES; MILTON KEVNES
EDIT BY WONG; MILTON KEYNES
FUCKIN HELL!!!
Did anybody know?
Did anybody, except pucc who sadly followed, that "Haywood" has a blog. It failed in three posts. Something to add to the list of fail blogs?
Haywoods Blog
Haywoods Blog
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Quick Post
More information on the Great Blue Hole of Belize here
Also, i'm not happy about how people aren't invited even though they are in the group. What the hell? No wonder some people are set up to hate others. I'm really pissed off about not going, but i'd guess i would rather not go because i have better things to do than waste my time with people such as that (especially, in the case of wong, where you have been asked to pay dispite everyone else not having to pay).
*Virtual flip off to this person*
Also, i'm not happy about how people aren't invited even though they are in the group. What the hell? No wonder some people are set up to hate others. I'm really pissed off about not going, but i'd guess i would rather not go because i have better things to do than waste my time with people such as that (especially, in the case of wong, where you have been asked to pay dispite everyone else not having to pay).
*Virtual flip off to this person*
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Golf
Today i played golf! yay!
I just thought to bring this up to show you guys this picture. Yes, behind the ball IS the flag/hole. Yes, to the right IS a sand trap. And yes, the ball is two centimeters away from the edge :P.
I hit that ball off the tee with a 3 Iron on a par 3 hole. For those that don't know what that means, it means that i was both very lucky and very skilled to not get the ball in that sand trap.
I just thought to bring this up to show you guys this picture. Yes, behind the ball IS the flag/hole. Yes, to the right IS a sand trap. And yes, the ball is two centimeters away from the edge :P.
I hit that ball off the tee with a 3 Iron on a par 3 hole. For those that don't know what that means, it means that i was both very lucky and very skilled to not get the ball in that sand trap.
What out Perth! I've got my L's :D
As the title suggests, I have my learners permit. After waiting in line for ages, doing my test (and getting 100%), getting an interesting ticket to get my papers, i eventually walked out with my permit! yay!
Monday, October 5, 2009
Fear:
The feeling of fear, is the feeling that is going to be felt by the "Epic Fail Club" when/if they play "The Awesomes" (the name says it all really :D) on friday.
Comon guys! We promise we won't slaughter you too harshly :P
Comon guys! We promise we won't slaughter you too harshly :P
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